Fat Fight

I-35 connects Minnesota to Texas. Minnesota seems to have its own rivalry with Texas, although most Texans are not aware of this.

But let's just say for a second Texans and Minnesotans had equal feelings about such a rivalry. Say a friendly, trivial rivalry like St. Paul vs. Minneapolis. For example, St. Paulites brag about the Cathedral, The Nook, and the Science Museum. Meanwhile, Minneapolitans puff their collective chest out over the Basillica, Matt's, and The Walker.

So what if St. Paul, Minneapolis, and the rest of Minnesota joined forces to take on Texas?

Minnesota could boast The Jucy Lucy. Texas would counter with deep-fried catfish.


A Jucy Lucy from The Nook in St. Paul, MN

vs.

Fried Catfish Platter from Brieztke's Cafe in New Berlin, TX

Who would win?